The job report shows a 250k loss. The October numbers have been revised for the worse. Surprise? Not if you have been following along.

Automakers want money. Congress says: go back and make a plan so that it doesn’t look like we’re throwing money into a pit.

Oil is below $50. Gas prices average ~$1.80 a gallon.

Goldman Sachs looks at a $2 billion loss. At least their first loss looks impressive.

You’re a legend. But we’re going to argue with you and continuously ask you questions that you have not answered to our liking. I’m going to giggle because I’m an idiot. I’m glad I get paid for being an ignoramus. CNBC, thank you.