Poor CNBC!  They are never going to get those chocolates

I joked with Members during yesterday’s rally, after Fast Money’s bullish “Half-Time Report“: “Uh oh – All the Fast Money people said buy – make sure you have your disaster hedges in place!”  Indeed the market fell off a cliff almost the second they said it but we got out of our TZA calls (a little early) and did a little bottom fishing yesterday with our own buys on LYG ($3.13), Short EUO ($25.30), VZ ($27), FRO ($30.50), RIG ($58.50) and PFE ($15.10).  Maybe I’m just a paranoid conspiracy theorist but I said to Members at the close:

That was a sad little show at the end wasn’t it?   Nas was beaten with a stick into the close.  AAPL $243, BIDU $67.46, AMZN $123… Ugly stuff.   Not at all sure what they were trying to accomplish if not a flush…

Gap/RMM – Yes (we will gap) up.  I just didn’t see why we would sell off like that.  It seems that someone wanted to paint un ugly picture, maybe they didn’t get a good fill on Tuesday morning?  Maybe not gap up tomorrow, maybe another drop and THEN we take off but I’m thinking a fund that wants to make numbers on Friday would want to flush us today and buy the SPX overnight and pump us up for a big finish so they can get back to cash on Friday and book it.

Isn’t it funny how that’s pretty much exactly what’s happening this morning?  A huge gap up into the open that’s erasing the previous day’s losses when no one is trading – just like yesterday (when I get on my knees and pray – we won’t get fooled again).  Fast Money got fooled out of their bullish 1:50 positions by 5pm as suddenly they relized the market is controlled by evil computer programs – not exactly news to us and no reason to shake us out of our well-hedged positions.  We ignored rumors on China (and we always ignore Steve Ballmer) in chat and those seemed to be the major rumors moving the market lower yesterday. 

Cramer kept the rumor mill grinding, saying: “The Chinese reportedly are debating whether or not to sell their European bonds, and that’s what killed our upward momentum.”  CNBC seems to have pulled the video so it’s hard to tell the tone but Cramer put up a list of a dozen stocks to buy but said to wait for a 5% correction and concluded: “The next time you’re looking for stocks to buy after we…
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