openingimageYawn!  

Yes, YAWN I say to a 1% bounce!  I mean REALLY people, have we taught you nothing following our 5% Rule?  This is a very basic part of it, you get a 20% reversal off of 5% moves and that is called a WEAK BOUNCE.  Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…  Oh wait, actually I did make this one.  Anyway, don’t blame me, this is just a rule based on how the system works so let’s not get too excited about what basically amounts to physics.  

It could have been Ireland (which we were expecting) or it could have been JPM bashing the dollar (they did) or it could have been Buffett saying “All is well” in the NYTimes (gotta get the liberal into the market too!) – it could have been anything but SOMETHING was going to give us a dead cat bounce.  

Note the Nov 2nd levels on the chart.  Here, if it helps I’ll do an impression of a TV analyst: “It is truly amazing to see how resilient our markets are making such a strong recovery and we project…”  Oh, excuse me, I made myself sick…  Come on people, we’re back to our Nov 2nd highs (if that) and, if we pull back to the “year to date” view, the song “I’m Always Chasing Rainbows” springs to mind (the Alice Cooper version):

So pretty, isn’t it?  Maybe this time it will be different.  I’m not saying we CAN’T go up – with the Fed pumping in cash at an annualized rate of $1.8Bn it would be pathetic if we DON’T go up but I am very skeptical until we do break over those April highs and hold them as a firm floor.  I was skeptical about Monday’s bounce (from 11,200 on the Dow to 11,275 and from 1,200 on the S&P to 1,207) and that served us quite well so give me the benefit of the doubt on this one before you all go off chasing this rally.  We have a weekend coming up (lots of things could go wrong) and then a short week into a holiday which just so happens to be the holiday after which we expected the market to fall off a cliff if it continues to follow April’s Beta 3 pattern (see Monday’s
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