“Portugal will not request financial aid for the simple reason that it’s not necessary” – Socrates
Of course, that was Jose Socrates, Portugal’s Prime Minister, not Σωκρτης the great Philospoher, who was more famous for saying “False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil” as well as “True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.” More apropos for this morning is the more famous Scocrates’ more famous observation that “True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.”
The investors jacking up the markets at 6am this morning understand very little about the relevance of Portugal’s sale of $1.62Bn in bonds. While the auction was a “success” with longer bonds going off at 6.7% that’s WITH intervention by China and Japan on an auction amount that either one of them could have tipped the cab driver on the ride over from the airport and not missed it. This is like going to your rich uncle for a used car loan because the bank wants 12% and your uncle says “sure I will help you out but you will owe me big time and I will make my brother’s life miserable because I have to give his kid money and I’ll never let him forget it” and then he hands you a contract to pay him back at 11.5%.
Actually, Portugal didn’t even get that much of a “family discount,” The last bond auction of 2010 went off at 6.8% and the fear was that the rates would go over 7% but let’s not do cartwheels over 6.7%. Oh, sorry, too late, the markets are already doing cartwheels with a 0.5% gain in the futures and just look how excited the Hang Seng was after lunch, gaining 200 points in a virtual straight line and almost doubling the day’s optimistic opening. The Shanghai was just as exciting, falling from 2,828 down almost 1.5% to 2,788 but then flying back to 2,821 to book a 0.6% gain on the day and giving Mainland China’s Main Market this exciting profile:
So it’s no surprise Uncle China doesn’t want Portugal falling apart but Portugal doesn’t just need a car – They are also having trouble paying the rent and the phone bill and the…
