Is it just me or has everyone already adapted to the Dow moving 300 points in a day?br /br /100 points? Was the market open?br /200 points? Bo-ring.br /400 points? Well, let’s drag an analyst on the show to explain itbr /500 points? Getting warmer but wake me when MacGyver reruns come onbr /600 points? OK, now were talking. Did I own any ultra ETFs?br /700 points? I hope my father in law does not call to ask about his portfoliobr /800 points? A few more of these, please!br /900 points? Like the 2007 New England Patriots. Hot but not perfect.br /1000 points? That’s the way you do it! Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free.br /br /I’ve seen 50 point moves between raising my coffee mug to take a sip and putting it down again. Is it any wonder I am looking at my technical toolbox with a skeptical eye?br /br /This is not normal and I am getting a bad feeling. I hope I am wrong and all this volatility actually does mean a bottom is in progress.