Colleague Dave Steckler posted this list of funnies in several chat rooms yesterday. Where he got them I don’t know.br /br /1. What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common? Synchronized diving.br /br /2. I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.br /br /3. Overheard in a City bar: ‘This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.br /br /4. What’s the capital of Iceland? About $3.50.br /br /5. What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.br /br /6. What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.br /br /7. What’s the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night.br /br /8. I tried to make a withdrawal from an ATM and the machine said ‘Insufficient Funds’. I wasn’t sure if it meant for me or the bank.br /br /9. I lent my friend $20 last week and according to the market I qualify as the country’s 4th largest lender.br /br /10. Broker to Client: “I’ve got good news – you’ll be paying 40% less in fees for the foreseeable future!”br /br /11. I wrote a check for $100 to my friend but he never got it; the check was good, the bank bounced.br /br /12. The crisis is so bad, Bank ATM’s now have slot machines.